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Official Keyboard Test

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So as I continue to further my education at college, I decided to get a job on campus to help pay for my endless supply of ramen noodles and attempt to once in a while spring for something slightly more edible. Well my job normally is not too bad, however sometimes me and my fellow co-worker (another student) get some pretty awesome jobs, such as testing tons of keyboards. Well this started as a way to show our boss that we tested the keyboard, then started getting bored and well, read on and you will see how the test goes.

Click Read More to see the test results...

 

PREAMBLE

 

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Im not crazy

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THIS IS THE TEST TSENTENCE capitalized.

`1234567890-= qwertyuiop[]ASDFGHJKL;'

zXCVBNM,./123456789/*-+

0.

This sentence tests the response of the keyboard...Passed

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I dont like this USB keyboard. It's too dainty, which is a word reserved for women. My keyboard MUST NOT BE A WOMAN! On to the tests...

`1234567890-qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'

zxcvbnm,.//*-

This sentence tests the response of the keyboard...Passed

PS. This keyboard wobbles....i would HATE a wobbly keyboard.

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Ah...Back to the original style...lovely...On to the tests...

 

`123456890-=qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'

zxcvbnm,.//*-7894561230.

+-*/

This sentence tests the repsonse of the keyboard....Passed

Oh wait...Backspace sticks a little

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Good kleyboard, nice sound, good job

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'

zxcvbnm,./

Thugt i would test printscreen this time...

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Beige??????I did not know that that color still existed... Though i dont believe you can call this beige, slightly yellow

+Tests....

`1234567890-=qwertyuiolp[]ASDFGHJKL;'

ZXCVBNM,.//*-7894561230.

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Another beige one, almost white. I like the soft feel of this keyboard....I might keep it for myself...

It also has a little wobble

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'

zxcvbnm,.//*-789+456123

0.

Other than the wobble, it's okay

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Scary....wow the keyboard just talked to me...This one has few letters remaining on it....with the nu8mber of good ones left, i see no reason to keep this pile...

+1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'

zxcvbn

,./*-

This one would be a prime candidate for a ceremonial burning...welcome to the office

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[Note: switched divider styles because equals is twice as long as hyphen. And BIGGER: end note]

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ergonomics....ridiculous....I feel retarded.

No further testing will be done on this, im confiused

 

 

j/k:

12345`67890-=qwertaqsdfgzxcvbyuiop[hjkl;nm,.//*-789+456+123

0

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++another retarded keyboard, i have nothing to say...

`12345qwertasdfgzxcvb67890-=yuio[]hjkl;'nm,.//*-

This test has passed

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Thank the lord for no more ergonomics. Who's idea was that anyways...

12`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'

zxcvbnm,.//*-89+456123

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John did a very good job cleaning this one, but the keys stick a little

ADD THIS TO FPM POLICY : NO SOUP/BARBECUE SAUCE/FLYING BURRITO NEAR KEYBOARDS

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Dainty keyboard again, what kind of crap is that....It also wobbles, serious design flaw in DELL DAINTY Keyboard, REV A00

`1234567890-0=qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'

zxcvbnm,.//*-

 

Very nice response though, if only it it wasn't dainty

 

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A note to the maker of Dell QuietKey Beige keyboards....

Dear producer;

I am responding about the name of your keyboard...It turns out that the keys aren't very quiet.

Love

Tester

 

1234567890-=`qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'

zxcvbnm,.//*-789+456123

0.

 

Brilliant.

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Hello. Im growing weak with the painstakingly long process of checking each keyboard.

This DELL keyboard isn't name QuietKey, but the keys are alot more quiet

/*- qwertyuiop[]Keys stick

 

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'

cvbnm,.//*-

 

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ADSFADFADFADSFASDFASDFADSFADSFADSFADFADSFADFASDFASDFASDF

Ijust wanted to see how fast i could do that

The keys on this one are a little weird also....The humor in this is gone...

`12345678='

Test failed....burn!

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SO im pretty excited. I just got promoted from the cleaning boy, to the official testr! Life iis going good places for me!

 

`1234567890-789+ASDFGHJKL;'

456+123

LFKGJMHGVOSN [WC-=51-3KC ';LKW=E07UGV5XCVBNM,./

OK THIS TEST IS DONE......

PASSED

i DEDICATE THIS TEST TO MY MOM.

 

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John apparantly doesn't know what the heck CAPS LOCK DOES....

Roll the credits

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No keyboards were harmed during the taping of this show

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I'm sure your mother is proud.
written by Jessica , July 23, 2009
I sure would be.
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